Beautiful day, my favorite time to be in the deck sunbathing and guarding the house, that's my job. When I'm on duty my ears and nose are like radars detecting anything that can threaten my family's security even while I'm lost in my afternoon nap. Any slight odor or noise would get me up and ready to fight to protect my territory. I am usually disturbed by the presence of, I guess 3 individuals behind my backyard fence on the left side. One is two-legged, and the other two are her four-legged children. I've never seen them, but Mama told me those children are much, much bigger than me. Sometimes I try to look in their backyard through a hole in the dirt under the fence but it's kind of difficult to see through. I'm not at all intimidated by those other kids and I am here to do my job well. I don't really know what happens to my brain when I hear them approach, that I rush down the steps to the yard, and start shouting at them in a language that consists of only one word: WOOF! Don't know why, I just lose my mind in these situations and the only word I can say when I'm challenged is WOOF repeated several times at different pitches and intervals. I can also say WOOF!!! or wooooooof or just Woof! depending on my mood. My Dad says it's WOOF! but my Mama says it's AU! AU! AU! that I say, not WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! They keep arguing over it, silly guys...Check out the video of me doing my job and speaking my one-word language( WOOF! or AU!)Please don't be upset Daddy but after listening to myself here I think Mama is right on this one. AU!AU!AU!(sorry neighbors...)


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