Accessorizing my head

Mom bought this jeans cap for me to use in the Summer time. She tried to put it on me countless times and I could never leave it on. One day though, she put it on me again and it didn't bother me. It was OK for a few minutes so I told Mama if she wanted some shots of me in that cap, she should hurry up and get the camera ready because I don't usually tolerate anything put on my head. The baby pink bandana is the salon's fault. They see me naked the whole time, can't they see I am a BOY ??? What are they thinking about? And Mama don't try to wrap it around my head so it looks like "motorcyclist fashion". It's not manly if the color is pink! I thought I was the only one who was colorblind...